Even if you do burn it, presumably you do so for the joy of watching a controlled burn.

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Getting out of your chair for one hour while you type will burn 100 calories.

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And when you burn it, it's better for the environment in terms of greenhouse gases than carbon dioxide by a factor of about 18-to-1.

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The rear of the device has a power input, for those times when you don't want to burn through AAs and the bottom has a battery door (thankfully not protected by a screw).

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You burn fewer calories, and a higher BMI increases your risk for a host of other health issues.

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For instance, when you do combustion studies, flames on Earth burn in a teardrop fashion because the air comes in from underneath it and feeds the flame, but we can't do that here since the air doesn't know where up is, there's no convection.

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Purveyors of Germanic audio gear bright and shiny, Burmester has announced some new bits of are-you-kidding-me expensive gear for those with money to burn.

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Arriving just after breakfast, our first stop was at the Hunger Analyzer station, where DoCoMo reps were on hand with a Bluetooth accessory that measures acetone levels, sending results to an app that determines not only if it's time for you to eat, but also whether or not your body is in a good position to burn fat with exercise.

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