But in all seriousness, I do believe that investing in your human capital can potentially be much more lucrative than all those other kinds of more traditional investments.

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The thought of repeatedly drawing lines across the screen may sound daunting (especially in landscape mode), but in all seriousness, we urge you to give it a go, even just for normal typing.

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But in all seriousness, Iron Man 3 is probably looking at a multiplier around the 2.6x mark, so give it between 2.4x (sequels are usually more front-loaded than originals) and 2.6x for the weekend.

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But, in all seriousness, this advice is diametrically opposite to the values espoused by Steve Jobs.

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But the saddest tale was of the soldier who wrote, in all seriousness, offering marriage to the two-headed woman.

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