If this is a cockamamie way to invest, I draw courage from the theory of central banking, which is more cockamamie still.

FORBES: Glitter

Another subsidy is in the works, in the form of a mileage rating of 100 mpg -- allowing GM to make and sell that many more low-mileage SUVs under the cockamamie "fleet average" mileage rules.

WSJ: Obama's Car Puzzle