He delights in marketing the team, a powerhouse brand that he snapped up during a dormant period, to his fellow New Englanders.

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What's more, people don't calculate a 401(k)'s potential dormant period.

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CommWarrior has been seen in the wild sporadically since the beginning of the year, but contains a sleep function that allows it to lie dormant for an undetermined period of time, which explains why it hasn't yet hit peak distribution.

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