While men ate the same amount of fat no matter how much sleep they got, the women averaged 31 more grams of fat after sleeping for four hours.

CNN: Sleep deprivation spurs hunger

Finally, as our tale draws closer to its conclusion, we find that the residents of the kingdom of Fairyland at Foggy Bottom have now become so fat and lazy that no one wants to work any more, even if there was a way to plant and harvest a crop.

FORBES: Barry's Fairyland at Foggy Bottom

Usually the girl in a story that no one is waiting for is fat, but my problem is more rare: I have freckles.

NEWYORKER: Ask Me If I Care

After all, there's no way the baseball cartel would allow more teams to threaten the paydays of fat-cat owners and players.

FORBES: Play More Ball!

As an added bonus, the fat in all the DeBragga steaks was more evenly distributed, meaning plenty of flavor with no chewy bites.

FORBES: Steaks Worth Bragging About Are Dry Aged

Wild birds can be stuffed and cooked like any other turkey, but you have to take more care not to overcook them or dry them out since they have no extra fat.

NPR: Wild Things Thanksgiving