Fromthe kitchen-sink ordinariness of the working-class Belfast upbringing towards stardom on the pitch at United, renown as a Sixties socialite and eventually the infamy of alcoholism with the despair and trouble it brought.
While we've no idea if this classroom invention will ever hit the production line, this thing is a kitchensink away from being the whole enchilada, and the whole "chasing function" simply makes this a must-have if it eventually comes to market.
In the second half Hartlepool threw everything but thekitchensink at Rushden and deservedly equalised two minutes fromthe end when the unmarked Chris Westwood headed home Paul Smith's corner.
Hinds had been content to play watchfully, scoring only 17 from 65 balls, before Pietersen's inconsistency allowed him to sweep a four and throw thekitchensink at another that went all the way for six.
When he called me out fromthe living room to ask a question and I appeared in thekitchen doorway, he was squatting under thesink with a ciggie in his mouth.