To extend the analogy, toss out the gin and haul around grain alcohol instead.

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So Griffin -- in his "six glasses of grain alcohol mixed with grape-flavored Juicy Juice" moment -- returned.

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He starts with grain alcohol and adds ingredients such as lemon peels, mixed berries and even black truffle shavings.

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Ethanol is made by fermenting sugar into grain alcohol.

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The AHA still recommends eating five servings of fruits and vegetables and six servings of grain every day, as well as limiting fat, salt, cholesterol and alcohol.

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First, alcohol is distilled from something, and in the case of most higher-end gins it is a grain, like wheat, though theoretically it could be corn or sugarcane.

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