As far as we can tell, he did not buy into Facebook.

FORBES: You're A Zucker If You Bought Facebook

Now, here's a tip: When a politician tells you that he's going to tell you what he's going to do after the election, but he can't tell you now, it's not because the plan is so good that he doesn't want to let you in on it.

WHITEHOUSE: Remarks by the President at Ohio University, Athens, OH

All I can tell you is he is not describing Illinois and Chicago politics.

ECONOMIST: The candidates at home (2)

He is not allowed to tell the players how to practice, but he can tell Lavin and his assistants how to practice.

WSJ: Keady Now Coaches the Coach

If you know somebody who's caught in a dead-end job and afraid he can't afford the classes necessary to get better jobs for the rest of his life, tell him not to give up -- he can go on to college.

CNN: State Of The Union

And he has not, as far as we can tell, taken steps to move the farm bill forward.

WHITEHOUSE: The White House

And he can tell you that this sport is not for sissies.

CNN: Wheelchair rugby puts athletes back on the team

He has not, so far as I can tell, been disinvited from any conferences, associations, or been asked to resign from the American Philosophical Association.

FORBES: The Darwinist 'Mob' That Wasn't

But really, doesn't he have an aide who can tell him that the symbol of America is not the bald ego?

WSJ: The Man Who Knew Too Little

"We're not going to hold his fundraising success against him, but I can tell you, if he were on the ballot down here and there was still a race going on, he's going to have to come up with a lot more than money to prevail in the state of Texas, " said Lee Woods, a longtime consultant for conservative Republicans.

NPR: Giuliani Leads GOP Rivals in Texas Fundraising