Now, when my girlfriend comes over, I get up and run to the door to greet her like I learned to do from my dog.

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Last Christmas season I went to L.L. Bean to order some rain gear and repeatedly watched my computer curl up like a constipated dog every time I clicked on the order button.

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I'd taken the dog for a walk that morning and I felt like something was pressing down hard on my shoulders all the time.

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"My mother had a dog just like him, so I would tell her it was her dog, and she would hold onto his leash, even in bed up to the last few weeks before she passed away, " Walsh said.

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My subscribers and I are still positioning for downside in inverse ETFs like the SH, DOG and RWM.

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