The blogger married a parody style out of South Park or The Simpsons with an inside grasp of Valley personalities and their egos, envies and feuds.

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The 19-year-old snatched the ball from the grasp of Scott Donald and ran unopposed to the line before cutting inside and crossing under the sticks.

BBC: St Helens 10-18 Leeds Rhinos

The Marine Corps is facing a historic defeat at the hands of Defense Secretary Roberts Gates, and hardly anyone inside or outside the Corps seems to grasp what is happening.

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Frank-Paul Nuuausala's delightful reverse offload found Marshall, who produced a fine turn of pace to stretch England before passing inside to Jason Nightingale, and Hohaia's good support run was rewarded when he eluded the grasp of Ryan Atkins to touch down.

BBC: New Zealand 24-10 England