The car is wildly over-styled in places, particularly the kisser, which has the gall to plagiarize the Aston Martin One-77.

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In his book on Jamie Dimon, Last Man Standing, Duff McDonald describes Prince as the ultimate ass-kisser to Weill.

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Viewers will want to see if he lives up to the convention hype, because no matter how much your sister talks up your blind date, in the end he better be a good looker and kisser.

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