Then, the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year.

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The workers spanned several generations, from mustached grandfathers in baggy pants, with cigarettes clenched in the corners of their mouths, to jeans-wearing youths with fabulous hair.

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Chuck Negron was the long-haired, mustached lead singer on the Three Dog Night superhits "Joy to the World, " "Old Fashioned Love Song, " "Easy to Be Hard, " "Pieces of April, " and many others.

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Last fall, for instance, we worked with Intuit subsidiary Quicken, issuing a report on Mustached Americans being in greater financial need due to their profligate spending habits on ladies, leather pants and teeth whitening.

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