We would never in a million years consider circumcising a girl, so why should we do so to our son?

CNN: Circumcising our son -- How do we decide?

Of course, most bands could never in a million years hope for the kind of deal Pearl Jam has laboriously worked out.

NPR: Pearl Jam, Playing A Business Deal By Ear

And the people who are doing the most clicking and sharing are exactly the ones who would never in a million years pay five bucks for a copy of a news magazine.

FORBES: Is Tina Brown's Outrage-Baiting Helping Newsweek?

"I've known Bredon Hill for 20 years and taken my metal detector there countless times, so never in a million years did I expect to come across such a find, " Mr Carpenter said.

BBC: Bredon Hill Roman coins unveiled at Worcester museum

According to present and former members of SEAL Team 6, the "point man" who fired the shot that likely mortally wounded bin Laden will never "in a million years" speak publicly about his role in the raid.

CNN: Who really killed bin Laden?

According to present and former members of SEAL Team 6, the "point man" who fired the shot that likely mortally wounded bin Laden will never "in a million years" speak publicly about his role in the raid, and they lauded his courageous decision to throw himself on the two women in bin Laden's room.

CNN: Who really killed bin Laden?

In practice, though, he was never going to make it, not in a million years.

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"Never anything that I experienced in a million years would lead me to conclude that this horrendous activity that he engaged in at this point was ever imminent or would ever be any type of concern, " he added.

CNN: Suspect's grudge dates back to 2007 complaint

The Bank of England independence, they never did in 18 years, the minimum wage, they told us would cost a million jobs.

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