Perfect time to exploit that slightly deranged dog sock puppet--who reflects every pet's fear of abandonment by wailing "Oohhhhhhh, baby, please don't go!"

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"If anybody has any brush or anything on their lands, please clear it, because they don't want to go through this, " Tanya Goodwin said.

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When the fund became part of the Tocqueville family in 2009, "people called us up to say, 'Please don't get rid of the shareholder letter when you go there, ' " Ms. Kotis says.

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But please don't think that UKIP is just some little pressure group that will go away because someone in Downing Street starts singing the same song.

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