Blackburn then did exactly what we would expect of an important, nationally known GOP leader in the United States Congress she looked into the camera and made Hulk Hogan proud as she called out the President of the United States, challenging him to a skeet shooting smackdown while assuring us she would be the one emerging victorious.

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Yet every muscle, including the muscles around her eyes, was getting bigger, and she was starting to look like the Incredible Hulk.

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She would fry eggs by the platterful and pour black coffee, and be glad they were not in a smoking hulk wrapped around a tree, or at the mercy of the police.

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