You're going to sleep on the worst bed for at least seven years.

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You also can put the stuff under your doorway to deter break-ins (the Bubble Wrap burglar alarm) or stuff it in your bra (the Bubble Wrap boob job) or sleep on it (the Bubble Wrap bed).

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The next morning a crewmember tells me the secret of never being thrown from bed: Sleep on the floor.

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To use the Sleep Cycle app, you set the alarm and lay the iPhone face down on your bed.

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Three cheers for Professor John Zimmerman, who's finally doing some research to benefit Joe Public, and who has invented a device that lets parents sleep in late and put the kids to bed early on those long summer days.

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She curls her feet beneath her on the couch, where she prefers to sleep instead of her bed.

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Drift off on the most comfortable king feather bed you may ever sleep in, and awaken each morning to a magnificent breakfast for two.

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