The lip-smacking from their smooching sounded like an elderly man with dry-mouth syndrome while walking vigorously through the desert.

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"Look at me, I'm a size 2, " she says on a daytime cable TV commercial, skipping along a beach in a bikini, smooching her husband on a footbridge and cuddling her baby at a picnic.

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