"There were some guys who were about 100 meters away or so, and they were like, 'SWEAR TO ME!'"

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Bagram Batman's response: "SWEAR TO ME!"

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"I swear I had people offering to bake me cookies if they could get on the system, " he said.

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And if this really does work in any language can someone please teach me how to swear in Portuguese?

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But you will not catch me using swear words in this blog as a means to express my opinion.

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"I swear, my god, every other night, I have a nightmare that some militia is trying to kill me, " he says.

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Three seem to be Caucasian, one is African-American, and one appears to be of South Asian ethnicity (I would swear it is Aasif Mandvi of the Daily Show, you tell me).

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