But in the morning you half expect to see him sleepwalk into a room with the hanger still in his coat.

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Better yet, a coat hanger where the antenna used to be?

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If it wasn't already perfectly clear by now that Monster Cable's cables aren't really worth the price (or any price above the cost of a coat-hanger), and that they're only using those bloated markups to perpetuate their reputation as money-grubbing lawsuit-happy snakeoil peddlers, we'd call your attention to their latest target: Monster Mini Golf, a chain of glow-in-the-dark mini-golf courses based out of Rhode Island.

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Frank was the only one of our group to have taken a hog that evening, and so it was his boar that was winched up on the gambrels (imagine a heavy steel coat hanger with hooked ends, suspended from an iron frame by steel cable), the animal's hind legs at eye level.

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