So, if you think that Britain (or Sweden or Denmark, the other voluntary non-members, see article) should join now, or soon, then Britain should actually have joined right from the start.

ECONOMIST: The merit of waiting

Women recruited now will have to undertake an initial health screening and then join in either a land-based aerobics or a pool-based aqua-aerobics programme.

BBC: Pregnant women

Now he is invited to join the family circle first to have dinner, then to hang out with Laser, and last, secretly and very unwisely, to make hay with one of the mothers.

NEWYORKER: The Kids Are All Right