But I just kept coming back to this piece that I wrote three years ago.

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But it was best actor nominee, the bearded Bradley Cooper who looked the part of an untouchable Hollywood actor in his three-piece tuxedo with extra-wide lapel and slicked back hair.

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That said, do bear in mind that according to the mark along the bottom of this part, we're apparently looking at an "EVT1" (Engineering Verification Test) piece from March 3rd 2011 (making it about three months older than the white N94 back covers that made the rounds last week, assuming they're legit).

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