When that happens time and reason stand still while we lose our shirts.

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Many of the barracks were destroyed by the retreating Nazis, but some still stand, thick with time-trodden dust and heavy with eerie air.

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Thomas was tackled but Bradford's cover still failed to get back in time to prevent stand-off Michael Witt going under the posts.

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They've confirmed our own view, which we did so well last time round, that we actually will have to gain seats to stand still, so even if we do gain seats the net gain may be 30 or so which is what we put out.

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Against that backdrop the NHS chief executive, David Nicholson, has said for a long time that the NHS will need to make big efficiency savings "in order to stand still" over the coming years.

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All that said, I still stand by the fact that if my husband had taken the time to watch that instructional DVD that came with the product, then I am certain he would have LOVED IT!

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