Surprisingly, CNET says that Microsoft has killed the ability to "squirt" DRM-crippled music directly between Zune users.

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Peak torque arrives quickly, at 3, 250 rpm, and the squirt from a standing stop to that rpm comes on with great urgency because the newest Bentley uses twin turbochargers that spool up very rapidly.

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The twelve-hundred-acre property is now a ghost town inhabited only by steel dummies meant to scare off the ubiquitous Canada geese that squirt a carpet of green across middle Jersey.

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Stories of seven-year-olds suspended for biting a pastry into the shape of a gun, first graders sent home for talking about toy guns, or kindergarteners suspended for bringing a toy gun to school or just discussing shooting a bubble squirt gun at another child are depressingly commonplace.

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So important is pattern recognition to our survival, when we correctly recognize a pattern, the brain gives us a squirt of the neurochemical dopamine.

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In fact, even though MTV means "Jersey Shore, " "Teen Mom" or "The Real World" to most, it has had its moments over the years of standing up for nerds ("Squirt TV" among them).

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