If it wasn't FSU tailback Chris Thompson zipping down the sideline to tire out the Clemson D en route to 103 yards and two scores, it was sophomore back James Wilder Jr. (not, as Rip might guess, a return from retirement by James Wilder Sr.) pounding them into submission late with two TDs of his own.

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The Gangnam Style dance looks rather like trying to energetically ride a horse with your underpants on fire so I contemplate leaping around my hotel room in similar vein in an attempt to tire myself out and thus fall asleep before the early morning client meeting I have just flown nearly 9, 000 kilometres to attend.

FORBES: North to the border, Gangnam-style.

Defending IndyCar champion Hunter-Reay, who was coming off a win at Barber two weeks ago, had too much speed as he passed Ana Beatriz and couldn't navigate his way through Turn 8, driving straight into the tire barrier to bring out a full-course yellow.

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They'll have no choice but to genuflect, or else the political class will pull out the tire irons.

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The fat outer tire can be moved in and out on the axle before the race to achieve maximum cornering power for track conditions.

FORBES: Vroom!

The car manufacturer could have swapped out the one good tire for a pair of alternative run flats (which seem to be available).

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