In the U.S., the board will hand you your walking papers in 5.2 years.

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Even after Lam was given her walking papers in December, a San Diego grand jury continued to gather evidence from congressional committees.

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And certainly there could be more relevations about why the whole thing broke down and Akerson abruptly gave him walking papers.

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Soon after taking over, FOX axed the famous grilled Dodger Dog and then handed future Hall of Famer and fan favorite Mike Piazza his walking papers.

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Additionally, the club pursued and would later sign 37-year-old wideout Derrick Mason, a move that prompted 29-year-old Jerricho Cotchery to ask the Jets for his walking papers.

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