But if homosexuals wish, they may freely wed.

FORBES: Marriage Is A Private Matter That's None Of The Federal Government's Business

There's no erasing those tabloid photos, like the ones that chronicled the once-blissful pairing of Oscar-winning actress Renee Zellweger and country crooner Kenny Chesney, who wed in the Virgin Islands in May 2005 after a whirlwind courtship.

FORBES: Celebrity Annulments

Assuming that the two still find a way to wed, the best man's speech may be interesting.

ECONOMIST: Accounting