It doesn't matter whether you are George Bush, Pele or Chuck Norris are not safe in Iraq.
不管你是乔治·布什，贝利还是查克·诺里斯，在伊拉克都不安全。
In 1992, he helped out on the pilot for "Walker, Texas Ranger", a new series starring Chuck Norris.
1992年，他助力了查克·诺里斯主演的新剧《步行者，德州骑警》的试播。
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
罗礼士可以被零整除。
罗礼士能把鱼淹死。
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
罗礼士是不睡觉的，他只是在等待。
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
罗礼士曾经从一数到无限大…两次。
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
罗礼士可以删掉资源回收筒。
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
罗礼士可以用脚打好鞋带。
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
罗礼士可以用钢琴演奏小提琴。
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
罗礼士可以用一只鸟杀掉两颗石头。
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he holds air hostage.
罗礼士不呼吸，他是挟持空气当人质。
Chuck Norris has a stunt double. For crying scenes.
罗礼士有专业替身：用在要哭的场景。
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
“时间不等待任何人”…除非那个人就是罗礼士。
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
罗礼士有12颗卫星，其中一颗是地球。
Don't they know that it's impossible to ridicule Chuck Norris?
难道他们不知道嘲笑查克·诺理斯是不可能的吗？
Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.
罗礼士踢了地球一下，它到现在还没停止转动。
Google Funny Search Trick on Chuck Norris I like this all thing.
谷歌搜索诡计滑稽的查克·诺里斯我喜欢这个所有的事情。
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
的最后一位数就是罗礼士，因为他终结任何事物。
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
罗礼士出生后就开车把他妈妈从医院载回家。
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
某些魔术师能在水上行走，罗礼士则是在陆地中游泳。
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
有些粉丝会穿超人睡衣，超人则穿著罗礼士睡衣。
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
罗礼士玩过乐高积木：这也是金字塔的由来。
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
罗礼士可能不知道你住在哪里，但他知道你会死在哪里。
Chuck Norris is so intimidating even his reflection won't look back at him.
连罗礼士的水中倒影都要避免和他有眼神接触。
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
罗礼士已经登陆火星过了，这就是为何那里没有生命迹象。
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
罗礼士是唯一在网球比赛中赢过一堵砖墙的人。
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
「人并不是完美的」对于罗礼士来说是句侮辱的话。
The Blackberry sports a great game simply called Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain.
黑莓炫耀它的一个游戏就简简单单称为“查克·诺理斯：引起烦恼的家伙”。
The Blackberry sports a great game simply called Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain.
黑莓炫耀它的一个游戏就简简单单称为“查克·诺理斯：引起烦恼的家伙”。
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