I started a joke, which started the whole world crying, but I didn't see that the joke was on me.
我开始了一个玩笑，让全世界为之哭泣，却一直没有发现我才是这个玩笑的主角。
It's the punch line of a joke I've been using since we started two and a half hours earlier: I still don't know the name of your movie.
这个是我在我们两个半小时前的采访中用到的一个笑话：我还不知道你的电影的名字呢。
"It started as a joke," said Dragica Surlovic, Ivan's grandmother. "I said, let's try this and things just stuck to him."
“最早是一个玩笑”，Ivan的祖母DragicaSurlovic说道，“我说，我们试试看，把东西贴在他身上。”
What a joke! Come on, Mr. Tortoise. I can beat you before you are even half-started!
开什么玩笑！那就来呀，乌龟先生，你还没开始跑我就已经赢了！
Thinking it was an April Fools joke, I started laughing. My mother began to cry. After a few awkward seconds, I realized it wasn't a joke.
我以为这是个愚人节玩笑就大笑起来，结果我妈却哭了起来，尴尬的几秒钟后，我才意识到这不是玩笑。
Thinking it was an April Fools joke, I started laughing. My mother began to cry. After a few awkward seconds, I realized it wasn't a joke.
我以为这是个愚人节玩笑就大笑起来，结果我妈却哭了起来，尴尬的几秒钟后，我才意识到这不是玩笑。
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