In 1992, he helped out on the pilot for "Walker, Texas Ranger", a new series starring Chuck Norris.
1992年，他助力了查克·诺里斯主演的新剧《步行者，德州骑警》的试播。
谢谢，查克·诺里斯。
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
罗礼士曾经从一数到无限大…两次。
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
罗礼士可以用脚打好鞋带。
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
罗礼士可以用钢琴演奏小提琴。
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he holds air hostage.
罗礼士不呼吸，他是挟持空气当人质。
Don't they know that it's impossible to ridicule Chuck Norris?
难道他们不知道嘲笑查克·诺理斯是不可能的吗？
Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.
罗礼士踢了地球一下，它到现在还没停止转动。
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
某些魔术师能在水上行走，罗礼士则是在陆地中游泳。
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
有些粉丝会穿超人睡衣，超人则穿著罗礼士睡衣。
The Blackberry sports a great game simply called Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain.
黑莓炫耀它的一个游戏就简简单单称为“查克·诺理斯：引起烦恼的家伙”。
Chuck Norris owns a custom belt sander with three settings: Low, High, and Shave.
罗礼士有一台特制的砂带研磨机，上面设定是：弱→强→刮胡。
Chuck Norris can win rock, paper, scissors without using rock, paper, or scissors.
石头赢剪刀、剪刀赢布、布赢石头，但是罗礼士赢过这三个。
The absurdly heroic boasts on Chuck Norris Facts may be affectionate, but will anyone take him seriously again?
《关于查克·诺里斯的事实》里面荒谬的英雄主义自夸可能看来亲切，但是谁还会再把他当回事？
Meanwhile, the Apple store rejected a Chuck Norris app, a Chuck Norris joke generator, because they claimed it ridiculed a public figure.
与此同时，苹果商店拒绝了一个查克·诺理斯的游戏程序，“查克·诺理斯笑料发动机”因为他们宣称它嘲笑了一位公众人物。
More importantly, shunning Chuck Norris in whatever format is like challenging Superman to a duel by slapping him with Kyrptonite gloves.
更加重要的是，无论以什么形式规避查克·诺理斯就像挑战超人去决斗，用Kyrptonite 手套打超人耳光。
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
当初詹姆斯克麦隆本来是要找罗礼士演魔鬼终结者，但发现那样会变成真实纪录片，只好改找阿诺。
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
当初詹姆斯克麦隆本来是要找罗礼士演魔鬼终结者，但发现那样会变成真实纪录片，只好改找阿诺。
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