He shouts as a blind in silent voice: "crown, armour and tally!"

Then Hou Ying advised Lord Xinling： "If only you had the Commander's Seal , which is bestowed only by the king himself , you could take Jin Bi's place and lead his troops to the help of Zhao."

An earlier representative of this tradition is Paul Lafargue's call to arms, The Right to Be Lazy, while a more recent addition to this genre is Corinne Maier's Bonjour Laziness.