Such was the story of Karnamoni Handsa, a 9-year-old Indian girl who "married" the local stray Bacchan amidst the dancing and cheers of her 100 guests getting shitfaced on home-made booze.

A toddler has reportedly been married off to a dog in eastern India in a bid to prevent his predicted death by a tiger.

AFTER a night of civil war, the feral dogs that live around Sarju Prasad's mud hut in Shahabpur, a village in eastern Uttar Pradesh (UP), have, at last, gone quiet.