If a woman did not desire clothes or jewels or children, she’d said, taking up his tone, although she was the target of its mockery, she would harbor some other form of unreasonable greed, no?

Don't blame mascara: the issue is really that "women who sleep with makeup on are likely not using skin care products at night," says Heather Woolery-Lloyd, a Miami dermatologist.

I long to relive that night, but what she did was so extreme I cannot imagine even mentioning it to any other woman, much less repeat the act.