As I was browsing through an old newspaper, I read aloud to my wife a news item about men losing their memory cells faster than women do.
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呃,我的字有点怪,只有我能看懂,如果我要千里迢迢跑去给你妻子读信,你得花不少钱的。
Well, my writing is so strange that only I can read it , and if I have to travel a long way to read your letter to your wife , it will cost you a lot of money.