LONDON - the dress is packed away, the partying guests have left Buckingham Palace and Prince William returns to military duty next week instead of taking a honeymoon with Kate Middleton.

It is, of course, Prince Henry and Prince William at their father’s wedding. If you are getting married after 6pm, you can wear a tuxedo or tails as these are evening clothes.

In one rather shoddily-Photoshopped image, dead singer Amy Winehouse is seen holding a spade, having dug a grave in which William and Kate, dressed in their wedding outfits, are seen lying.