But, instead, this unlucky man has achieved lots of incredible success, he is a football star, a war hero, a pingpang star, a millionaire, and later a strong runner!
Mr Obama would be the first to admit that it took a certain audacity for a former community organiser to run against an authentic Republican war hero in 2008, when America was at war on two fronts.
The beloved Archangel and war hero Sandalphon leads the Conclave of the New Dawn. This assembly of Angels, priests and scholars, must decide who will inherit the Falcon crown.