Maureen Dowd's townhouse so jammed with stars -- Larry David, George Lucas, Ron Howard -- that even Tom Hanks and Ben Affleck have trouble getting in.

Real Madrid: Higuaín, Robben, Van Nistelrooy, Sneijder, Diarra … and that's just the players on the bench. (Although Madrid would like to get rid of Sneijder and Robben still).

Sven's identical twin brother is every inch as good.