I just come back with my black coffee and my double espresso mocha latte skinny frothed, except it isn't espresso.

In today's market, we find a whole series of products deprived of their malignant properties: coffee without caffeine, cream without fat, beer without alcohol.

The reason why you're feeling that way is because the barista made a mistake and gave you caffeinated espresso when you asked for decaf "or maybe you just love me." Right.