Losing your phone, whether between your couch cushions or (like most Apple employees) at a bar, is a common headache.

Told that no one was there, the patient smiled, saying it was Aunt Janiece (her dead sister) and patted a couch cushion, showing "the visitor" where to sit.

Lie down on your couch and scoot around until your back is on the cushions and your legs are resting on the seat back, at a 90 degree Angle to your waist.