My future, I know, will depend on what Reggina decides. But Milan, for sure, are the team of my dreams.

Mr Pokharna wheedled an introduction from a young member of the Godrej family, exploiting the fact that both had been at the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton business school.

Confused, Yaxley looked from Harry to the punched wizard, while the real Reg Cattermole screamed, "My wife!"