I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now.

这会儿你大概不想被人喷一身的水。

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Examples included being made fun of, pushed, spit on, threatened or excluded from activities.

包括被取笑，被推挤，遭吐口水，受威胁或被排挤不能参加活动。

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Examples included being made fun of, pushed,spit on,threatened or excluded from activities.

VOA: special.2010.04.22

The 2, 436 pilots who belong to COPA can log on and jump into a chat in which Cirrus is being spit-roasted for its "shortsighted" management, "cheap" airplanes and "uncommunicative" owners.

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