For something more substantial, choosefrom a menu of bites including pulled pork sliders and crispy pork belly over goat cheese polenta with roasted figs.
Another alternative, an idea similar to that proposed by my colleague Richard Vedder in his book Going Broke by Degree, would be to offer tenure (or enhanced job security) as one of a number of compensation options for which individual faculty choosefrom a menu of compensation items, including salary, health and life insurance plans, retirement contributions, and time off, etc.
If you want to find information on the Citi Platinum Select MasterCard, for example, you first have to choose Citibank from a drop-down menu, and you then see the icons of eleven different Citi cards.