That's because the dubious honor went to a car Consumer Reports also calls "sumptuous, " "quiet and luxurious" and "a delight to drive": the Mercedes-Benz S-Class.
The accommodations are poet-titled (e. e. cummings, Emily Dickinson, Walt Whitman, Robert Frost) and luxurious, with balconies, wood-burning fireplaces, and sumptuous marble bathrooms.