"Theraccoonridingan alligatoristhe mostFloridathingsincemortgagefraud," tweeted Benjamin Freed, a writerfor theWashingtonian, alluding to thefinancialcrisis that began in 2007.
Though it's pleasantly bisected by a faux running stream, with comfortable seating and towering embalmed trees (black olive, bamboo and Washingtonian palm) to gaze at, I saw no clients using it during my recent visit to the spa, perhaps because its location is a bit too public (all spa clients needing access to the changing rooms must walk around the atrium).