Stupid is as stupid does, sir. That's what's leftafter me saying, "When I was in China onthe all-America Ping-Pong team, "I just lovedplaying Ping-Pong with my Flex-O-LitePing-Pong paddle,"

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I only like usingmy own paddle.

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"You paddle out every morning and a sea turtle might be swimming around, birds diving around you, you might even see a shark fin or dolphins and you realize you're just one citizen among all these other species.

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