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John's are much better, by the way, which is why Thursday will be a much better lay-- a better lecture.
顺便说下，约翰的笑话可能好些,这也就是为什么周四会是更好的一天-,你们听的是更好的讲座。
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He's also a very likeable person, you know, he's always telling jokes, always smiling,
他也非常讨人喜欢，总会讲笑话，嘴上一直挂着微笑，
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It reminds me of a joke about the statistician who drowned in a pool with an average height of 10 inches.
这让我想起一个统计学笑话,在一个平均水深为10英寸的游泳池里，谁会被淹死。
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I know you're bugged by my bad humor, but too bad. Maybe you're bugged by this, saying wait a minute, how does this thing stop? This is the kind of definition that your high school geometry teacher would have rapped your knuckles over.
我也知道你可能觉得我的冷笑话很烦，但是很不幸，可能你会觉得这个很烦,你会想等等,这个程序怎么停下来呢？,这就是你们高中几何。
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And there are some early indications that the mass actually increases after each reorganization.Now I will send you on the weekend with a chemistry joke.
还有一些早期的标志,质量事实上上升了,在每个重组之后，现在,周末我会给你们发化学笑话。
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The rim shot after a comic remark is an attempt to simulate--sort of a pre-technological attempt to simulate the sound of laughter.
讲完笑话，紧接着一阵鼓声,也是为了引起…,引起观众大笑的一种原始手段。
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That seems like a bad joke,but if the body theory is right, it's not a joke at all.
又是一个冷笑话，但如果肉体主义者是对的，这就不是开玩笑了。
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If you laugh, I'm going to assume you are laughing at me.
如果你们在笑,我会假设你们在笑话我
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It kind of was a wake up call in Germany because they were watching with amusement the subprime crisis in the United States and here it was causing losses to the German Government.
这次危机震醒了德国,当初德国还把,美国次贷危机当笑话看,德国政府付出了沉重的代价
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So, by the way, I don't mean this as a joke, in some sense there's always a third candidate and that comes from the problem we had earlier, because not voting is always an option.
顺便说一句,我不认为某种程度上说,是有三个选举人是一个笑话,这是由于一些由来已久的问题造成的,因为不投票也是一种选择
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So there is this story about his Uncle Hoskins who takes his horse and cart with Richard in the back and drives it into the middle of the Mississippi River as a kind of practical joke on Richard.
有个故事是关于他的叔叔Hoskins的,他让理查坐在他的马车后,却连人带车掉到密西西比河里,这被作为了一个理查的真实笑话。
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And so we sort of sit back from the situation and say, "Look, hey, you're a really nice guy, and we like you and your family. And you're fun to be with and we like your jokes, but you didn't get the job done."
我们得保持客观，说，你很不错，我们喜欢你和你的家庭,你很幽默，我们很喜欢你讲的笑话，但是你并没有完成任务“
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And everyone was laughing at them.
大家都在笑话他们。
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I can't help but sneer at him.
我真忍不住想笑话他。
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Before you go, it is the weekend, I will send you off with a joke.
在离开之前，现在已经是周末了，我会给你们讲个笑话。
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It should remind us of-- at least it reminds me of this joke that you probably told.
这让我想起,一个你们可能听过的笑话
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Despite making a bad joke about it we're going to do the same thing here.
尽管关于流程图我说了个很糟糕的笑话,我们还是要去画流程图。
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You can tell my jokes are always bad.
你可以说我的笑话很冷。
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So, even if we were to agree with the pessimists that it would be better never to have been born at all, as the old joke goes, show me one person in a thousand who's so lucky, right?
所以，即使我们要同意悲观主义者的观点,根本不出生更好，就像老笑话讲的那样，给我千里挑一找到一个走运的人？
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Yeah, I know, it's a very sophisticated joke-- it takes a while, but I'm glad you got it.
是的，我知道这是个很深奥的笑话-,需要时间，很高兴你们消化了。
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And so I joked, badly, I'll agree, at the end of last lecture, that we can just stop now, go straight to the final exam, because this is all you need to know.
所以我在上次演讲快结束时说了个拙劣的笑话，我会同意我们可以到此为止,直接进行期末考试，因为这些是你们需要知道的所有内容。
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Wow, John, I got a laugh for a political joke, I'm in big trouble. That better?
噢，John，我讲了个政治笑话大家都笑了，我有麻烦了，这样好些么？
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