Just because the deed is done and you got your rocks off, doesn't mean you should flip on ESPN, tell her to grab you a can of beer from the fridge and commence farting and belching in front of her.

不要以为做完了就完事了，也不意味你就可以去看全美体育网，让她给你从冰箱里拿一桶啤酒，开始在她面前放屁打嗝。

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An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been farting all the time."

一个老妇人去看医生，对医生说：“医生，我不知道我得了什么病，但是一直放屁。”

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The last user in this picture is an account that just aggregates other peoples' Tweets about farting - and then throws in Magpie ads.

这张图里面最后一个用户是一个专门收集其他人的有关放屁的推——然后就是Magpie的广告。

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His juvenile sense of humor is perfect for kids who find farting really funny.

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But Paul Jesson's Sir Toby, belching and farting on a purple sofa with the doddering, death's-head Aguecheek of David Bradley, is no jolly knight.

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