The desired sound is then modulated according to factors including the car's longitudinal and lateral acceleration.

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The GTS's deep-socketed sport seats hold you in place as the lateral acceleration tries to squeeze you out the window.

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Perhaps you could put on demonstrations for the local high-school physics club, using the g-meter built into the car's instrument cluster to show exactly what more than 1 g of lateral acceleration feels like.

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