But if we are going to go there, and dive deep into another Boston season of rage, I would like to take the controls of the Spaceship of Crazy, fly it briefly down to Planet Earth and remind Red Sox fans, so furious about this sub-.500 campaign, that they still don't have a lot to complain about.

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"Before coming here all we heard about was drunk people in the streets, but everyone's been friendly and not so crazy, " said Yolanda Huang.

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