So, again, Your Majesty, I want to express my great appreciation for our partnership.

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"Your Majesty, Mummy, " began Prince Charles, as he delivered a touching speech with the right mix of levity and respect.

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Sir, I want to ask you, Your Majesty, for how long are you going to keep your borders open for the Syrian refugees?

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And, Your Majesty, you have offered Assad asylum, which he rejected.

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Your Majesty, last year Jordan managed to break the impasse in the peace process by hosting the Amman talks, bringing Israelis and Palestinians together at the negotiating table.

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Then it's Your Majesty again as one takes one's leave.

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So Your Majesty, you are always welcome here.

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If you are resident in the UK, and you have substantial liabilities and outgoings in sterling, a bit of inflation will help you service what you owe at the same time as eroding the real value of your assets (or in this case, the real value of your loans to Her Majesty's Government).

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British smokers can buy joke stickers which replicate Her Majesty's Government's health warnings in size and style but which read "Buy your own fags" or "Smoking is cool".

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