罗礼士能把鱼淹死。
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
罗礼士可以用一只鸟杀掉两颗石头。
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
“时间不等待任何人”…除非那个人就是罗礼士。
Google Funny Search Trick on Chuck Norris I like this all thing.
谷歌搜索诡计滑稽的查克·诺里斯我喜欢这个所有的事情。
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
罗礼士出生后就开车把他妈妈从医院载回家。
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
某些魔术师能在水上行走,罗礼士则是在陆地中游泳。
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead...
查克·诺里斯家里有一块灰熊皮地毯。那不是一只死熊,只是因为它吓得不敢动了。
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
「人并不是完美的」对于罗礼士来说是句侮辱的话。
Chuck Norris can win rock, paper, scissors without using rock, paper, or scissors.
石头赢剪刀、剪刀赢布、布赢石头,但是罗礼士赢过这三个。
Chuck Norris can win rock, paper, scissors without using rock, paper, or scissors.
石头赢剪刀、剪刀赢布、布赢石头,但是罗礼士赢过这三个。
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